Libre: Kidding

Mel Libre

MAYOR Labella seeks juvenile facility transfer.

He’s not kidding.

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‘Fake’ kidnapper to face robbery, extortion raps.

For kidding, he must be man enough to face the charges.

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Ordinance proposes to limit hours of roadworks in Cebu City.

Contractors may put roadblocks to this proposal.

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Six detainees escape from juvenile facility.

They don’t want to grow old inside.

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Cebu south bus depot official urges passengers to travel light.

Sounds right, in line with the saying “Light travels faster than sound.”

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City Council approves removal of 65 narra, mahogany trees.

That leaves us wondering if they care about the trees.

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Military reservists conduct medical mission.

They’re sick of simply marching.

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Six fire volunteers test positive for drug use.

Next time they’re caught, they’ll get fired.

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Traffic board wants to manage national roads.

They’re halfway there.

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CBCP urges faithful to try a ‘Green Christmas.’

The Grinch Stole Christmas!