Jonathan Pie Has a Few Suggestions for Theresa May

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Fake news reporter Jonathan Pie has a few suggestions of his own for Theresa May, following the PM’s recent attempt to seek policy ideas from opposition parties.

“I’ve got a suggestion,” Pie says looking directly at the camera. “Tell us your plans for Brexit.”

“Tell us your strategy and what you’re hoping to achieve, then have a debate about it in parliament.”

Pie also takes aim at Jeremy Hunt, suggesting that May should “fire” the longtime health minister in a “very public and humiliating way”.

“It would give nurses a spring in their step.”

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn doesn’t escape Pie’s unique brand of criticism.

“If I were him, I’d be s***ing my pants right now,” Pie says. “He’s ahead in the polls, which as we all know these days, is the kiss of f***ing death.” Credit: Jonathan Pie via Storyful